The following events occurred on 21 October, 2012.
Stockton, CA. 8:13am. Mike Riot kicks his bike and gets ready to leave the house and meet up with a few buddies. Plans were laid that involved a run to Murphys CA. He sped off, ignoring traffic laws and speed restrictions. Clearly a menace to society.
Stockton, CA. 8:26am. Mike meets up with club brother and all around rad dude Jason Steel, aka Pretty Eyes aka Pretty Thighs aka Salt 'n' Pepa aka Young Richard Gere. The two fucked around in the garage and looked at Jason's rigid ironhead project. On the street, it is said to be coming out pretty bad ass. Mike and Jason start their bikes and head north to meet up with another buddy and head to Lodi, CA.
Stockton, CA. 8:59am. Rolling up to the rendezvous point, Nick Anderson aka Pickles, is nowhere in sight. Running late. Minutes later, he shows up and the crew hit the road. Next stop: Lodi.
Lodi, CA. 9:26am. Freeda Farms. Mike and the boys roll in to meet with Tim Maloney, aka Timmo aka Aww Maybe aka H.N.I.C. The ragtag group of misfits kick the tires and light the fires and motor on into Lockeford, CA., where they stop for some light dining.
Lockeford, CA. 10:38am. Mike and the gang saddle up and continue the journey towards valley springs where things take a violent turn. After a few weeks of tracking down a phantom noise, things finally come to a head, reaching a literal breaking point.
Valley Springs, CA. 11:21am. Mike continues on hwy 12 going roughly 60mph when a loud grinding emanates from his primary. Not good. He pulls over with a deep rooted sadness in his heart. Is this his first breakdown ever? Unfortunately yes. Scared to ride onward and risk any more damage, Mike decides to limp a quarter mile back to a gas station and wait for Timmo to head home and grab his pickup. The gang decides that tall cans may dull the pain of the breakdown so they indulge.
Shithole gas station, 12:38pm. Many minutes, tall cans, and gay jokes pass and Tim returns. Mike does the push of sorrow and loads his chopper into the pickup. Nick presses onward to Murphys, CA. Mike, Jason, and Tim head back to Stockton. Defeated and head hung low Mike is puzzled by the day's events.
Stockton, CA. 1:49pm. Mike arrives home, unloads his scoot and pushes it into the garage..
The noise and cause of the breakdown has yet to be determined. This case is still under investigation.
If you have any information regarding this case, please call: 1.800.WTF.DUDE.
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